A Different Approach to Murderers, Terrorists and Serial Killers

In a morbid diversion from my usually frivolous content, I feel compelled to throw my hat into the metaphorical ring concerning the sad events in Woolwich yesterday.

I was going to write a similar post after the cinema shooting in America last year, but by the time I sat down to write it, the moment seemed to have passed. (Un)luckily there are enough arseholes in the world that it wasn’t long before someone else swung around to commit an act of pre-meditated idiocy.

Happily, on a per-capita basis, events like this are rare, and our individual likelihood of being directly or indirectly involved is staggeringly low. Despite this, or maybe because of it, when some such arsehole does feel entitled to go on a killing spree the Media is quick to spread his (and it usually is a “he”) face and name all over the television, internet and newspapers, making them a martyr of their cause and proving to others that violence and murder are an easy way to fame.

Worse, as the story unfolds, the press then starts quoting the individual’s insane ramblings or playing video of him justifying his actions, turning him into a celebrity and giving air to his warped beliefs - the people who murdered Lee Rigby are as representative of Islam as the cinema killer is of PhD students

It is here that I would like to offer a solution. In much the same way the a sexual assault victim’s identity are protected by law, stop the press circulating the perpetrator’s name and likeness.

Ignore them. Forget them. Consign them to the dustbin of history. They are not worth reporting.

The press will undoubtedly want to report the incident, but cover your papers and screens with the names and faces of the killer’s victims. The killer himself is an anonymous nonentity who no one will remember. And for God’s sake stop writing biographies of serial killers. These people are not worthy of having their lives memorialised while their victims’ shortened lives are reduced to a footnote.

If, for some reason they absolutely must be referred to, do so as “the accused”, “the convicted”, or just a letter “J”.

No doubt the accused will say they were drawing attention to a cause, but that’s what the internet is for. If you’re right people will agree with you. If they don’t, don’t go and kill people. Or at least have the decency to do what homophobe Dominique Venner did earlier this week and kill yourself in stead.

The kingsnorthlobotomy brings you this comedy institution:

Forgive me if I am eighty years behind the curve, but I saw this classic routine the other day and it has stuck with me since.

Over the years comedians Harry Steppe , Joey Faye and Samuel Goldman have all claimed to have written the vaudeville sketch either known as Niagara Falls, Pokomoko

Street Photography Round Two - Part 2

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Visiting my brother in Brighton, I took advantage of some of the colourful people thereabout to have another crack at street photography, less than two weeks after Round One… (Pentax MX, 50mm f1.4, Expired (2009) Fuji 160S 35mm film)

Street Photography Round Two - Part 1

Visiting my brother in Brighton, I took advantage of some of the colourful people thereabout to have another crack at street photography, less than two weeks after Round One… (Pentax MX, 50mm f1.4, Expired (2009) Fuji 160S 35mm film)

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As you may remember, few days ago I bought an ancient (well, 1959) Halina 35X from a camera shop in Brighton. Fully manual, no light meter (all exposures had to be guessed), no TTL focus (focus had to be guessed to the nearest foot) - definitely back to basics!

The light seal needed some work, but I tried a roll of XP2 in it. Here are some of the results…

Photos taken at a family birthday party, 18th May 2013, Near Leatherhead, England.

“Lick”. North Laine, Brighton, England. 17th May 2013.

“Lick”. North Laine, Brighton, England. 17th May 2013.

“I Just Want To Be Loved” Church Street, Brighton, England. 17th May 2013.

“I Just Want To Be Loved” Church Street, Brighton, England. 17th May 2013.

ELF 2013 Shaping Up To Be International Film Fest

Via electriclanternfestival:

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Over the last couple of months the Electric Lantern Festival has received an overwhelming number and variety of submissions from all over the world.

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Tea for Two
The Camellia we all know and love at this time of year if not all year… (although perhaps evergreens can be called “nevergreen” since evergreens constantly sheds their leaves, but pretend not to…) … is the Camellia japonica - (guess which area it comes from), which is closely related to the plant from which tea is made - Camellia sinensis (spell check advises ‘sinuses’).Marvellous Mary of Kingston Upon Thames taught me to put used tea bags around the base of  Camellia japonicas as food for them -  it always feels like rather a nice thing to do. Does anyone know if using Fortnum and Mason tea makes a difference? Are Camellias susceptible to fashion?
-Robert Graham, gardener

ellenmontelius:

illustration © Copyright Ellen Montelius

Tea for Two

The Camellia we all know and love at this time of year if not all year…
 (although perhaps evergreens can be called “nevergreen” since evergreens constantly sheds their leaves, but pretend not to…)
 … is the Camellia japonica - (guess which area it comes from), which is closely related to the plant from which tea is made - Camellia sinensis (spell check advises ‘sinuses’).

Marvellous Mary of Kingston Upon Thames taught me to put used tea bags around the base of  Camellia japonicas as food for them -  it always feels like rather a nice thing to do. 

Does anyone know if using Fortnum and Mason tea makes a difference? Are Camellias susceptible to fashion?

-Robert Graham, gardener

60 Year Old (nearly) Camera

While visiting my brother in Brighton on Friday, I was seduced into buying this cute little Halina 35X camera from Zoing Image in North Laine. Only £20 it still works though the focus is a bit sticky.

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No light meter, fully manual the only problem with it is that after 54 years the light seals had perished into nothing. I used a 2mm strip of neoprene and contact adhesive to replace them.

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I shot a roll of Ilford XP2 (for that period look!) at a family get-together on Saturday, so will have Redbox Cameras process it tomorrow to see if it was successfuland report back …

Update: The camera worked. Check out the results here.